Okay...I'm a drunk I admit.

I'm far more used to socialising offline than I am online. In a pub, you can walk up to someone in a bar, offer them a drink or somehow catch onto their convo...seriously it's so easy. You then swap numbers. Not just flirting and 'I want sex' (nothing wrong with that either) but the whole starting a convo thing.

Online I find people rude, standoffish and fucking arrogant.

Loosen the FUCK up. I get it; you're shy, you LOVE the fact you're an unfriendly eejit.

Unfortunately, people will dislike you because of that. I reckon you need to try fucking opening up a conversation. Something as simple as asking what someone does for a living or their favourite music. Seriously. Fucking grow a spine you motherfuckers. If you want to roleplay with people or share interests, you better learn to fucking socialise. Even I, someone who is not used to online socialising, makes a way better effort than you fucking c***s.

Fuck you losers.